oh dear spitroast

where some snatch gets too pissed to care about having a spitroast, and replys with this

Leanne- " Oh dear, can i join in? "
Danny- " Yeh Want a Spitroast?"
Leanne " Oh Dear Spitroast"

by Chambzz123 August 29, 2008

spitroast

The act of roasting an animal usually a pig or a hare under a fire common practise in older civilazitiond

"Where the f#ck is that pig ? I am going to spitroast that thing alive"

-Zenitsu kny manga

by NiggaSlayer1488 October 04, 2023

Spitroast

Otherwise known as a Combined Upper GI Endoscopy and Colonoscopy. It is when you get a colonoscopy (through the butt) and an endoscopy (through the mouth) at the same time, thus imitating the sexual act - the spit roast.

Man 1 - Hey, I heard you got a Combined Upper GI Endoscopy and Colonoscopy yesterday
Man 2 - Yeah bro they totally spitroasted me

by BananaBoyChoy January 26, 2021

Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 08, 2024