spewing bullshit

telling a profusion of false information or complete nonsense; lying.

c'mon, dude. you and I both know he was spewing bullshit about buying that new Mercedes.

by Suburbanz71 October 6, 2018

speaning

To finger your partners anus while wearing pink rubber gloves and whistling the theme tune to jaws.

"Spent the afternoon speaning the other day. Shit was hot"

by Rimbo6 January 6, 2014

Spawning

Kinky fish sex. When a female fish squirts out a few million eggs, and the male coming along after her gets horny, and sprays the eggs with cum.

When Nemo's daddy saw that sexy clown fish spawning out eggs, he got so horny that cum came out and he didn't even realize it!

by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 18, 2010

spewnami

Profuse incident of vomiting, a portmanteau of "spew" and "tsunami".

Marie got very drunk and soaked Reg with spewnami.

by The Holy ettlz January 28, 2009

spewnado

A projectile vomit where the person, often delirious in their drunken demeanour, has no control over the direction of their spew leaving a scatter of debris. Usually colourful and difficult to clean.

After a night out drinking Alix returned home, where her drinks caught up with her and in an out-of-control convulsion she delivered a spewnado

by hamner2014 December 13, 2014

Spewtiful

Spewtiful - I see you, you make me sick.

Everytime I see her, I get a sick taste in my mouth. She is truly spewtiful. Repulsive, sickening.

by dave11 May 24, 2016

Spawniversary

1. The celebration of your spawning
2. The celebration of the realization of your corporeal existence (see also: Corporealization Day)
3. Birthday

"HAPPY SPAWNIVERSARY, BRO! I got you a case of Laphroig 21."
"Holy ferkin' snit! That must have cost a fortune!“
“It's all good, I have a grove of money trees, and no kids."

by GuanPi6'r March 25, 2020