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Spermcake

Spermcake, sperm-cake:
1) The accumulation of cock juice in ones belly button that is the devoured by the partner in question.
2) The puddle of sperm mudd that is consumed from the anal oriface.
3) A second term for muffin butter.
4) The frosting of the vagina by jizz.
1) Can I eat your "spermcake".
2) Finish your "spermcake" dear or you won't get sloppie seconds!
by NickName4U May 2, 2006
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Spermany

A mix between Spain and Germany. Could be the ultimate soccer team.... or just suck shit.
Singular: Sperman.
The new kid's a Sperman from Spermany.
by deutchlander July 3, 2011
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Spermbank

Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. A very promiscuous girl.
1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"

2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."
by drotic October 7, 2009
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Spoogebob Spermpants

The best TK to ever play bzflag.
I hope someday to be as cool as Spoogebob Spermpants. Until then, I'll just sit in my corner and masturbate.
by Spoogebob Spermpants February 18, 2003
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Spoogebob Spermpants

by Whoop dee doo July 10, 2003
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spermacoligist

A male or female who specializes in the taste, smell, and texture of semen.
My ex girlfriend is a spermacoligist she sucked off all my friends trying to find a new breed of semen.
by Waco March 6, 2007
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spermican

it is every living mother fucking thing on earth.it starts from a little cum bubble and forms into all of us fucked up sick,rotten,smelly,big cock, little cock, long pussies,loose pussies,crotch eating, cock sucking,sick headed rotten mother fuckers,snatch eating,ass licking,lice infested,puby chomping,butt munching,daddy fuckers,crusty underwear,slut fucking,dirty ass skank whore,tulip licking,nose fucking,twat sniffing,lazy fuck,dog dick fucker,aids infested,dirty black asshole diver,cunt lint,dingle berry,finger fucker,dike ass bitches and gay sons of bitches who all think that their dirty rotten asses don't stink.
hey,all of you,humans,aliens,insects,animals,or whatever you are, you are all nothing but spermicans if you are living.
by rjrumples January 11, 2009
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