When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
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I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch
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A term that is more socially accepted in certain groups of human species, as per se; social drinking or social smoking.
It takes away from the taboo stigma due to the added social perspective.
A term that is more socially accepted in certain groups of human species, as per se; social drinking or social smoking.
It takes away from the taboo stigma due to the added social perspective.
Guy 1: "Did you hear that they have been social sleeping since they hooked up on Monday?"
Guy 2: "How inappropriate! At least they are being social I guess…"
Guy 2: "How inappropriate! At least they are being social I guess…"
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Get the Social Sleeping mug.When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
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