Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

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your as cute as a speckled pup

A female or male that may be in your own opinion good looking and ya have a crush on her or him. You've seen a speckled puppy before.... prety damn cute !

Amber baby ,Your as cute as a speckled pup !!! So if I ever call ya a bitch ... I mean a cute lil'puppy bitch baby.

by Donkey Barn's April 15, 2017

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corn speckled brown trout

poop.

I had to go real bad and released the corn speckled brown trout into the wild.

by NonPracticingAtheist July 31, 2016

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Smeckledorfed

To be fooled/taken advantage of

Friend:Hey did you see the Maroon 5 performance at Superbowl LIII?
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!

by JaquesStrappe February 3, 2019

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smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017