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Spizzer

(spiz-er) noun : A (usually glass or pyrex) device commonly referred to as an 'oil burner', 'rose globe', 'incense burner', 'glass bubble', or an number of completely fictitious descriptions used in the hopeless attempt to disguise its obvious actual use for smoking methamphetamines.
Rutherford: Hey Calvington, whats that thing you always say bout chur pipe dude?

Calvington: (sings) I'm in love with a spizzer...
by Dr. Kandy November 21, 2011
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spezzer

Will - an individual that is homo as fuck
"You're such a spezzer"
by swagswagswagswag1233124 October 4, 2013
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SPAZER

1. A PERSON WHO EXHIBITS IRRATIONAL, GRATUITOUS, OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR.

2. SOMEONE OVERBEARINGLY CLINGY AND EXCESSIVELY COVETOUS.

3. A CRIMINALLY INSANE INDIVIDUAL WHO CLEAVES TO OTHER PEOPLE.

4. A PERSON WITH A STALKER TYPE OF CREEPINESS WHEN ALONE AND ACTING IRRATIONALLY AND HYSTERICALLY AND ANY AND EVERY MOMENT AND FOR NO GOOD REASON.
THAT WEIRD BITCH MY HOMIE S WITH IS A TOTAL SPAZER!
by michelle k. gunn June 21, 2014
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SPAZER

1. A PERSON WHO EXHIBITS IRRATIONAL, GRATUITOUS, OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR.

2. SOMEONE OVERBEARINGLY CLINGY AND EXCESSIVELY COVETOUS.

3. A CRIMINALLY INSANE INDIVIDUAL WHO CLEAVES TO OTHER PEOPLE.

4. A PERSON WITH A STALKER TYPE OF CREEPINESS WHEN ALONE AND ACTING IRRATIONALLY AND HYSTERICALLY AND AT EVERY MOMENT, FOR NO GOOD REASON IN PERSON.
THAT SPAZER MY HOMIE IS WITH IS A PATETIC LAME!
by michelle k. gunn June 21, 2014
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Spizzerinctum

When at a party, and one falls asleep with their shoes, rather than t-bagging the person to ejaculate ontop of them.
Dude, that kid shouldn't have fallen asleep. Now, he's gonna get spizzerinctumed.
by Tor. November 29, 2009
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spazzercise

A form of aerobic exercise based on the music of the band Spazz
Man, he's worn out and beat up from thrashing so hard all the time and taking so many drugs. He needs to get into shape with some spazzercise.
by fake gurz June 15, 2009
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shazzered

i hit the pinecone with a stick and it shazzered.
by sammisays June 3, 2009
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