fucking spatula

(n.) phrase to yell during road rage to confuse the hell out of someone. (n.) tool used in cooking, like a grilled cheese.

driving woman: " learn how to drive asshole!!!!!!"
Jay: " shut up you fucking spatula!!"

by christinapian August 9, 2006

Spatulaing

When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.

My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.

by Carlos Spicy Weiner April 14, 2015

Spatula Cup

1-a cup with a spatula
2- a very important thing or person in your life

Person1: your my spatula cup
Person2: what does that mean
Person1: very important person

everyone: awwwwww 🥰

by tounge__kid January 15, 2020

Spatula

n, A descriptive word used to describe the kind of person who upon seeing you have the urge to whack full force in the face with a METAL fish slice utensil.

The type of person who's face would look so much better with imprinted lines from a fine fish slice whacking.

Mario saw Jo argue with a guy & shouted "Jo, Step back & I will handle this - He's a SPATULA!!"

Mario whacked the guy across the dial with a fish slice because he was a Spatula!

by SeshGremlin19 November 14, 2019

Dirty Spatula

When you blow your load into a "special friends" hand and then take their hand and slap their face with it.

DUDE she gave me the handback last night so I had to finish her off with the dirty spatula

by Space Monkey 4 life September 8, 2015

sexual spatula

a person who is able to (at least temporarily) change another person's sexual preference; a person capable of "turning" another person

Jenn saw a hot guy at the gay club and desperately wanted to be his sexual spatula.

by Brad C. February 4, 2004

spatula

A cool sounding word.

Im cool like a spatula

by Anonymous April 4, 2003