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Sparkler

While performing the Bottle Rocket during sexual intercourse, do not release the girl's hair. This will cause her to, upon launch, spin out to which ever side you pull her. While at the height of the launch let go of her hair and watch her spin through the air. Best if performed on petite chicks as to get the most distance, height, and amusement from the launch.

See Bottle Rocket
A "I did a bottle rocket the other night"
B "Me too, but I held onto her hair"
A "Sweet, Sparkler!"
by Jekyl January 2, 2010
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sparklerific

It means that something really shines beyond the norm.
That sign is definitely sparklerific
by MoMoLicious October 8, 2008
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Sparkler

You jerk off with hand sanitizer, and as you’re about to cum you light your dick on fire
Bro 1:you have a lighter?
Bro 2: for what?
Bro 1: I’mna have a sparkler
Bro 2: Oh ok then
Bro 1: Happy 4th of July
by Vinegar Doppio (definitely not December 9, 2019
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No-square sparer

Someone (Person A) who, when in a public restroom, refuses to give a person sitting in the adjacent stall (Person B) a square of toilet paper when Person B has run out of toilet paper. No-square sparers typically take high risks, as there is always a chance that Person B could exit the stall at the same time as them and initiate an argument.
Person B: Hey, person in the other stall, could I have a square of toilet paper?
Person A: No, sorry.
Person B: You don't have any?
Person A: I have some, I just don't want to give any to you.
Person B: Please? Just one?
Person A: No.

Person B: Don't be a no-square sparer...just give me one! How hard is it?
Person A: **flushes and unlocks the stall**
Person B: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) F**K YOU, MAN! I'LL REMEMBER THIS SH*T!
by A Person Named September 15, 2013
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sparkler

That other definition is a pile of flaming crap in a bag because honestly, what fag carries glitter around with him. A true sparkler is as follows. You are boning a small flexible chick. You lie on your back while she bends both legs behind her head. You place her on top of you with the *ahem key in the lock, and proceed to spin her. Be careful though not to screw up and damage the erectile tissue of your penis.
Ardy- Dude, I gave my ho a sparkler.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.
by Schpappy party of 3 April 26, 2006
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sparlem

A name that the teenagers living in the rich, pothead town of Sparta, New Jersey like to call the town, instead of Sparta. It is a spin on "Harlem," a crime-infested, "ghetto" in NYC. The potheads think that Sparta can be compared to Harlem and think that their ghetto, so call it Sparlem.
Yo, yo, yo!! I rep Sparlem, beeyatch!!!

.. ur a fuckin tool
by Filomena January 3, 2008
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sparker

It means to smoke weed, to spark-er up a joint
It's sparker time

Let's sparker

I will sparker when I go home
by TheGreenGuy July 9, 2007
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