Beefy Sparkler

A withered or ‘spent’ penis

He seemed to have a well used penis. It resembled a beefy sparkler, much like uncooked spaghetti covered in thick gravy

by ElementaryHolmes July 14, 2022

Sparkler

When you fist a chick and flutter your fingers.

I gave that loose ho a full sparkler, and she still didn't cum.

by BoomerBoom April 14, 2022

Stinky Sparkler

When it’s New Year’s Eve and you cum on your wife’s butt as she farts.

Last night we celebrated New Year’s Eve with a stinky sparkler!

by Swidelman December 31, 2025

Sparkler

Taking a tampon, rolling it in Hot Cheeto dust, using it (during menstruation), letting it dry, cutting a hole in it to breathe through, and then smoking it.

Person A: "Yo, wanna hit a sparkler later?"

Person B: "What the fuck no."

by Xxthe_super_dogxX April 4, 2025