spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

by Sally November 2, 2002

spankerchief

(n.) a word combining "spank," or masturbation and "handkerchief." While one is used for pleasure, the other is used for cleaning up... after that pleasure.

When my mom cleaned my room, she found my crusty spankerchief under the bed.

by Hatt Molley April 10, 2008

spankylisious

A word Loulou Keightley made up to describe Joe Gatto, one of the stars of Impractical Jokers, a hidden camera comedy show on truTV. Pretty sure she finds him attractive.

"Joe Gatto? He so spankylisious xx"

by ImpracticalJokersFacebook January 13, 2015

swankey

Amazingly cool !!

laura: i brought a nissan micra 2day
bruce: swankey

by Bruce April 14, 2004

ankle spanker

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

sankeying

The act of constantly bragging about your past even though it plays no relevance to your current life.

Sankeyer: Yeah my ERA was 9.0 and i can bench 225.
Other person: Stop sankeying dude.

Sankeyer: I was the best player out of my highschool and i know pro scouts. Anyone wanna hear me voicecrack?
Other person: No sankey, nobody cares.

by Melon has Swag May 20, 2014

Freshly Spanked

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.

"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"

by The Top Banana April 16, 2010