Spandex Pants

An expression used to describe somebody who is incredibly cheap and will rarely lend money - by wearing spandex pants they are being a tight ass

Friend 1: Hey man could I borrow a few bucks for the train?
Friend 2: Ummmm... I'd like too but I'm broke.
Friend 1: Woah somebody has their spandex pants on!

by rfinch87 January 30, 2009

spaneisghey

Term used to describe one that has spane-like characteristics and has a strong, hidden a attraction to human males. One with an extremely small penis. One that has the characteristics of a very unintelligent person.

Spane is such a fagot.

by Online Diction March 1, 2003

spaneria

A scarcity of men.

Damn, this party is a real spaneria... where are all the guys?

by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009

Spandextin

A magical Kingdom where all women wear spandex. Usually found on a college campus.

Brah, welcome to Spandextin!

by Propitious13 April 1, 2011

Spaex

An infinitesimal unit of space. Alternate spellings include; Spakes, spaxe and spakce.

There is spaex, yet no space.
There's just enough spaex for one person in the room.

by Bliesche January 23, 2020

spandex effect

the effect that makes a ugly girl seem hotter because they are wearing spandex pants

guy1: dude check out that girl over there!!!!

guy2:naw man u just fell for the spandex effect.Actually look at her face shes ugly!

by to fist August 6, 2010

Spandex Warrior

Derisive term for overweight and/or unskilled athletes who apparently must, nonetheless, swath themselves from head to toe in expensive spandex before skating or biking. Overheard from some teenagers at Newport Beach, California.

Look at those spandex warriors, skating all the way from their car to the ice cream stand.

by Caffeine Cowboy January 22, 2005