national spanking day

February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.

My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is

by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018

Sparking

The act of two males rubbing penises together to simulate two sticks attempting to start a fire.

I have a serious blister from sparking with Arnold last night.

by Shaft12345 July 5, 2018

Spaking

A positive term, even greater than saying "Spanking"

"That resort was spaking !"

by Spaking January 26, 2022

spanking list

A method of informing a person, especially a young person, that his/her behavior is violating a social norm.

"Sean keeps pulling my hair. He should be put on the spanking list."

by stauffenator October 4, 2009

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004

cat spaming

(Always spelled with a single M) Taking pictures of cats and posting them over and over on a forum, email, or instant messanger. This is done by finding various links of cat pictures, and spamming your friends or enemies over and over agin until they start yelling at you, or log off. If used properly, cat spaming should annoy the crap out of whoever you cat spam.

(On AIM)
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: wtf? cats?
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: ok, stopit.
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: STOP!!!
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: OMG!!! STFU!!!
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
<Person 2 logs off>
Person1: Lol, cat spaming.

by Shippiddge May 5, 2006

pussy spanking

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline

Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006