spiffed

drunk, completely shitfaced

Attending to drunk people is no fun at all. The only time it's fun is if you're equally as spiffed as your friend.

by cree December 31, 2003

swaffed

when a live-in relationship ends with one party gaining all the merch, ie, the house, the kids, the car.

Where's your dog?
"Damn, I got swaffed! The ex took everything! Rotten swaffer!"

by Eva Harris & Michael Carrasquillo September 27, 2007

Spiffed

The action of being spiffy.

Man thats spiffed.

by Matt June 29, 2003

spiffed

to give or receive oral sex

i got spiffed last night

by uncle mitchell November 18, 2004

Spaffled

When you're extremely perplexed and disappointed at the same time.

I was spaffled you read this definition.

by FaZe Failure July 29, 2018

Staffed

This happens when you slap a person in the mouth so hard it causes a serious infection of the knee. Properly named after the quaterback of the Georgia Bulldogs and the ass kicking that he recently recieved.

Did you see when Parker staffed that punk; he can't walk anymore. Or You just got staffed bitch where you goin; NOWHERE!

by Java Juice March 15, 2009

saffed

Slang for "saf" Which stands for "Stoned As Fuck"

Julie - Hey do you remember what the test is over?

Jeff - Nah, I was saffed, sorry.

Julie - Saffed?

Jeff - Yeah, stoned as fuck.

by CynthiaMiller October 14, 2013