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Sandy Sombrero

When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss
I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.
by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018
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Sombrero Fever

An intense love of mexican people, culture, and food.
Sarah has serious sombrero fever; she only dates mexican boys.
by samdelamor December 21, 2010
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sombrero

1- the ultimate party hat
2- a hat often used for mid day naps (siesta)
3- the hat of the working class people
our gardener was wearing a sombrero while taking a nap and drinking tequila
by double d boy April 2, 2009
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chocolate sombrero

Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.
Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.
by SuperSancho007 December 9, 2013
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Salty sombrero

The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis
I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.
by The Salty Sombrero December 1, 2010
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pussy sombrero

having a girl sit on head or face...hence "Pussy Sombrero"

Act of "wanting" to have a girl sit on your face!
"Man, I'd like her to give me a pussy sombrero"
by Jake Long Duke55 May 15, 2008
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brown sombrero

Defecating on your partner's head while receiving a hummer. This move is achieved facing away from your partner while on top. Facing the other way results in a brown bow-tie.
Jethro slipped me a laxative that kicked in while Sherry and I were 69ing and she was giving me a hummer and I couldn't help giving her a brown sombrero!
by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009
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