somalian

They are the greatest people alive. not like those filthy pikeys, we have great jobs. Regarded by other people as 'don'

Person A: am i in heaven?
person B: No your with the somalians

by THEDON123 December 10, 2010

somalian

black person who rides with crews and h8's any1 but their own crew

by steve loka July 12, 2003

Somalian Raqaki

The act of going on a pirate ship then fucking a girl in the ass and as you cum sink the pirate ship.

Me and Riley did a Somalian Raqaki and it was the best experience of my life.

by BurntNoodleWeeabooGuy October 26, 2017

Somalian Fish Hook

The Somalian Fish Hook is when a male lies flat on the floor naked flopping up and down like a dying fish whilst the female has her anus in the males face, this act can also be known as the Welsh rarebit or Davy Jones's locker

Oi Jamie I used that Somalian Fish Hook on that Thai bird last night, absolutely cracking

by Gout Dribbler March 18, 2019

Somalian Pirates

The guy who stole your toys

When the government was overthrown and Somalian pirates stole your toys

by Bigga69 September 27, 2019

Horny Somalian

the act of pooping while smoking a bowl

"How was your poop?"
"Bro, that was one horny Somalian."

by JumboPaperclip January 1, 2012

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009