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Rocking Soccer

The kind of game that will make you say 'rocking' in front of everything...

Also, the kind of game that will keep you up all night trying to figure out why your team lost to a trash squad.

Rocking Soccer... The game for rocking laddies

*WARNING* Your friends may make fun of you, but you just gotta remember that people made fun of Jesus too.
Person A: "Dude, this party is rocking lit!"
Person B: "Huh?"
Person A: "Oh sorry man, I just got rocking soccer on my mind!"
by rockinglad98 October 25, 2016
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Society

A very hypocritical state of affairs which affects everyone involved in it (usually negatively). Society teaches us that everyone should be independent- yet those that are become disillusioned, eventually learning that they would have been better off selling out to fit in with everyone else, to avoid the discrimination and prejudice of sharing views contrary to that of the majority. Society also teaches us that we have rights and freedom- in reality, we only have the freedom to obey the standards society sets for us, otherwise we are wrongfully discriminated against once we begin to challenge the standards in question. Society tells us that we should be proud of who we are- yet somehow if we dont look above average, then we are prejudiced against for not looking acceptable and taking pride in our appearance. Society also tells us that we should be respectful, nice and have manners towards to each other- yet those that do eventually realise that they will receive no merit for doing so, as the people who eschew this standard get all the perks, and the genuinely decent person draws the short straw for not being assertive enough in trying to get what they want. Society is also influenced by all the forces that corrupt humanity- war, money, religion, the media etcetera because of the number of people that can be manipulated from those that manage these forces.
To all those that say we should give back to society, I say this: society is making your children obese and anorexic, and making them have adult ideas at an age they should enjoy being a kid. Society thinks the ideal way to cure someone of commiting an offence is to lock them up in a cell for a long period of time, despite the fact most criminals end up re-offending once released. Society believes that it is still necessary to arrest people for marijuana possession, despite the fact the laws against it from a scientific standpoint are laughable, and that experiencing substances is human nature, and no form of prohibition against them will prevent people from doing so. So in short, society is a system which aims to unite the masses, but instead ends up alienating the very people it brings together. My advice? FUCK SOCIETY
by Firelovesugar September 3, 2010
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Disney soccer-hot

A female who is not strikingly attractive, however can seem attractive when contemplated, or there is nothing else to offer to the male eye.
Derived from the character Emma Putter, the main romantic interest in Air Bud World Pup.
Matt: You know Alexa Vega from the Spy Kids series?

Ben: Yes.

Matt: I'd tap that!

Ben: Meh. I guess she's Disney soccer-hot.
by Reppin' Latvia April 23, 2010
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Cum Stain On The Pants Of Society

It's a insult used on a person who is a pain or useless. The insult reffers to when a male ejaculates on his pants and a stain is left where the semen (or in slang cum fell. Hence the use of "cum") . It's acronym form is CSOTPOS. Used by many teenagers and is not understood by most teaches so it is higly useful.
Jim: DAVE DAVE DAVE!
Dave: Shut up you cum stain on the pants of society
by AZZA25 July 1, 2010
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We live in a society

An expression often found in memes and associated with the fictional character the Joker although he never actually said it. Basically, when you say “We live in a society,” you are implying that a society has flaws and inequality.
Boy 1: Why is the line to the women’s bathroom twice as long as the line to the men’s room?
Boy 2: Because we live in a society.
by Idc48374927 October 30, 2019
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we live in a society

This is the saddest and truest realization of life. Say this and you’ll make any nigga cry.
Person 1: “We live in a society”
Person 2: Shit nigga you making me cry
by Dirty Conrad May 24, 2018
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