square social distance

6 square feet.

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

Social-distance Drinker

Someone who only drinks alone.

For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

Social distancing anxiety

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.

Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.

by The Conjurer March 20, 2020

Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.

Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

by bateworld March 14, 2020

Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.

I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)

by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021

eyes are social distancing

when someone is cross eyed. describing someone who's cross eyed.

She's cute except her eyes are social distancing..

by Chucks5150chucks5150 August 29, 2022

social distancy

When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.

Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???

Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"

by lolo.24 November 25, 2020