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sporting

Slang for wearing. Also used to describe what athletes wear when they compete.
He is sporting a rare pair of Air Jordans.
by Jon Thomas September 29, 2005
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snoofing

Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs

Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.

Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain
For example snoofing,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8. To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)
by Alan Lee September 27, 2006
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Dick Snorkling

You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!
by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011
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double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.
You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.
by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014
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snurfing

To be surfing the internet while talking on the phone, as definied by Comcast high speed internet.
"She hung up on me after she found out I was snurfing."
by mocha nut September 1, 2007
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Snurfing

The act of sniffing a patron behind the ear without their knowledge or consent. Often acted out as a team where one person, the "Surfer" will perform the act while the other attempts to take photos at the precise moment the victim realizes someone is inappropriately crossing their personal boundary. The act of snurfing is best performed at large social gatherings or bars, where serial snurfing may occur ad nauseum without the group as a whole becoming aware of the act. Photos become great tools for jesting and cyber bullying in modern social networks.
"lets go snurfing," "Check out these great Snurf pics," or "I just punched that creepy guy over there when he snurfed me unexpectedly"
by Picklepc June 27, 2012
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snorfling

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.
Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.
by hello world champion April 26, 2011
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