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noodling around

the act of doing things for no purpose other than entertaining yourself and/or others
We had big plans for that day, but we ended up just noodling around and setting fire to little children. It was the best day of my life.
by simosezso January 20, 2007
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snooping

1. The act of looking around in a hurried and urgent manner.
2. To pry into the private affairs of others, especially by prowling about
The mother went snooping around her daughters room in search of her diary, when she came upon it in a secret drawer.
by Samita April 17, 2005
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Raw Noodling

Not to be confused with the sport of "noodling", fishing for catfish with your arm, leg, or little sister, Raw Noodling may be used to identify the sexual, though immensely dangerous activity of gently fitting a thin spaghetti, or more appropriately angel hair noodle into the urethra of a man's shaft, sliding it as far as it goes or otherwise until he is notified by the sharp pain running through his penis.

This is usually initiated as a sexual fetish response and can be done before, after, or without coitus at all. Raw noodling is rumored to have first developed in Italy, though it's true origin is still disputed.

The practice of raw noodling, in it's carnal form, is altogether unsurprisingly dangerous and rather unwise. Those unfortunate enough to be granted the uncordial title of a habitual "raw noodler" are most likely extremely demented human beings and would like nothing more than to invade your own urethra with dried durum wheat semolina pasta sticks. These individuals could be anyone - your local store (Big 5) clerk, your child's friend's soccer mom or dad who picks him up for his games, or the custodial technician at work, mopping floors in the after hours when you're working overtime and seemingly inching closer and closer to your desk. You want to scream "stay back, you weird, little man!", but you find yourself short of breath and perfusely perspirating.

It is best to remain cautious when "hookin' up" with such folk.
Example

John - "As I was making love to Stacy, she promptly lowered herself and her attention to my midsection. At first, I thought it was something exciting, something I could have hoped to enjoy.. but when I felt that sharp pain ring through my penis, I knew exactly what she had done. I lowered my gaze to my celebrated minion and witnessed a long, yellowish noodle sticking out of my urethra."

Jim - "Sounds unpleasant and somewhat excessive. Well, I'll get back to you on that - I've a date with the wife. We're thinking Italian."

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3 Hours Later

Jim - As Jim was sitting in his chair drowning out the annoying prattle streaming from his wife's mouth at the other end of the table, he couldn't help but notice that there was only one noodle left in his pasta dish. As he became lost in thought over this lone noodle he did not notice the old waiter shambling over to gather their check. When Jim saw a wrinkly, Italian hand reach over his plate to pick up the check, he looked up at the man, while sporting bug eyes and a startled face, and asked him softly "have you ever heard of raw noodling?"
by The Noodler Supreme March 9, 2010
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noodling, to noodle

verb, "to noodle" - means to mull over, think about, contemplate, ponder, puzzle over or brain-storm.
1) "Jack, do we have a way to make gold from salt-water, yet?" "I don't think so, Bob. Let me noodle that one for a bit. I'll get back to you!"

2) Christy was struggling with her Powerpoint presentation, so she decided to take a break and noodle it.

3) The physics students were always noodling over one or another silly idea.
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spoodling

The combined act of cuddling and spooning
Spoodling is when people spoon and cuddle at the same time
by cucchiaino February 3, 2010
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Snootying

When somebody is being both Snooty and Annoying at the exact same time..
Tends to be when somebody is full of themselves and being annoying about it.

Person 1: - What are you doing?
Person 2: - The Task.
Person 1: - Ohh right well I've already done that.
Person 2: - Shut up! I'm doing my work!
Person 1: - No you're not.
Person 2: - That's because you're snootying.
by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010
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snorfling

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.
Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.
by hello world champion April 26, 2011
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