sneefie

(n.) a portmanteau of "sneaky" and "selfie." Meaning to take a photo of oneself sneakily, usually in public. Can also be used to define when an individual is attempting to take a photo of themselves with another subject in the background without raising suspicion.

Sneefies, as well as on any standard iPhone or Android camera, are usually used in conjunction with the popular app snapchat.

*at a cafe, with lots of people*
Jane: "I need to somehow get a photo of New Hot Guy! I'm way too shy to even think about talking to him though!"
John: "Why don't you take a sneefie? That way he won't suspect a thing."

Melanie: *holds front camera up, distorts face appropriately and makes sure to capture George in the background who carries on reading a book unaware, Melanie takes the sneefie and proceeds to snapchat it to her friends*

by haphazardstandards April 12, 2014

sneetie

snail + sweetie: sneetie

someone who can't keep up physically and/or mentally

EX:
Sally: What's Fetty Wap? A food?
Willis: Have you been living under a rock sneetie, because you can't keep up!!

by KixxKray July 15, 2016

Peaky Sneenis

n. A person who is adept at seducing someone either with suave talking or provacative gestures.

v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.

n. He is a very peaky sneenis.
v. She was peaky sneenis'd like a champ.

by sirron kcuhceht August 6, 2008

sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.

Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.

by cale hadaway June 26, 2008

Sneeizure

a debilitating sneeze attack

I wish trees should stop bow chicka wow wowin', because I had the biggest sneeizure from all that pollen.

by repSilverSpringMaryland June 7, 2009

sneeving

Describes the movement of a dog's jowls while they are sniffing. The dog's mouth is closed and as it sniffs, the jowls move in and out at the rate and vigor of the sniffs.

My puppy was sneeving as he sniffed the wonderful aroma of the food on the dinner table.

by 2pups January 18, 2010

Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010