The unpleasant, greasy-headed potions professor from the Harry Potter series. He is a major douche to Harry, mainly because he was madly in love with Harry's mother, but due to his own screw-up, she wound up hating him, loving his enemy, having a child with his enemy, then dying.

Basically, Snape is cranky because of his lack of a sex life, and Harry is a living reminder of the fact that his enemy had a sex life and he did not.

Snape-"Detention, Potter! And a hundred fifty thousand points from Gryffindor!"

Harry-"You know what? You're jealous of my dead father, you so rarely see the sun that your skin gives off its own glow, and you clearly haven't showered in a decade, because I could literally wring a gallon of oil out of your hair. I honestly can't think of anything more pathetic."

by 123squanto March 3, 2011

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A phrase used by Studio C when Severus Snape and Voldemort have a heated argument ending with Voldemort saying to Snape "You've just been snaped!"and Severus says "Oh Snape! ". Harry Potter fans will find this a fun phrase to use.

"Oh Snape! "

"You just got snapped! "
"Snape it!"

by Solvieg June 1, 2018

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