snakeskin boots

Masturbating and ejaculating onto a sleeping person's feet so that upon waking they have dried up semen to peel off their flesh; much like shedded snake skin.

She was sleeping so peacefully and I didn't want to disturb her, so I gave Sarah a pair of snakeskin boots this morning.

by Dr. Hank Hamilton November 9, 2017

Gucci Snakes

Something or someone that is that is cool or dope.

"Bro that last game was Gucci Snakes

by HankuroTheRonin May 18, 2022

Snakes

The absolute worst thing to have on your plane.

ask Samuel L Jackson or Keenan Thompson, Snakes are no fun to have on your plane.

by Nellville Flynn April 20, 2006

Apache Snakeskin

When you are getting jerked off and the lotion on the girls hands wears off and it feels like you are getting an indian burn on your junk, then tearing the thin layer of skin off your penis, resembling the shed skin of a snake.

dude it was terrible, my girlfriend accidentally gave me an apache snakeskin last night because we ran out of KY. now my wiener is all blistery and scabbing.

by iluvtogetskiied July 27, 2010

two snakes

When you roll a pair of dice and get 2 twos.

"Ok, I have 2 dice left to roll...shake...rattle...roll...2 twos!"

"you just rolled two snakes"

by dboyroy December 19, 2008

Hot snakes

noun; the resulting soft serve butthole burning poo after eating spicy chili verde mac-n-cheese.

I need some baby wipes. That shit we ate yesterday gave me gnarly hot snakes.

by Hookerbooker June 10, 2018

lava snakes

Bowel movement that has warm and runny consistency similar to lava and composition that resembles the snakes of Medusa's hair.

Michael finished the Tai food and knew he would be battling the lava snakes for the next day or two.

by tehsnakecharmer May 18, 2017