Snail

The fastest living thing alive. Nobody can outrun this amazing creature. It's shell can withstand the greatest of forces and would never break.

No! A snail is faster than me!

by ser see swee February 2, 2021

Snail

To provide a female with a loose, unreliable, semi-erection that has to be maintained through continuous, harsh & raging masturbation sessions in-between penetration attempts.

This state of the penis very much resembles a Shell Less Snail.

1. "Hey Tim, remember that chick I hooked up with last night ? I got too drunk so i gave her the snail"

2. "I don't find Lisa attractive, but due to my low standards, i'm willing to snail her."
3. "Daquan has such a weak dick game, he snailed me for the 3rd time this week. I think he might be gay"

by Lil Conus July 17, 2020

snail

When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.

Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.

"Dude, Anthony... show us the snail, man!"

by Underground Boy October 10, 2004

Snail

When one is late for an appointment or meeting. Or someone who is just generically slow in doing anything.

"You snail! You're always late!"

"Could you eat a lil faster? You're such a snail!"

by Sexehhh January 2, 2009

The snail

When a guy cums inside you and you scoot around on the floor, leaving a trail.

"Hey bro heard you and your girlfriend got pretty wild last night"
"Yeah we did the snail. Thats why you heard that scooting noise and theres a trail of cum on the floor."

by oh?_on_jah? June 7, 2019

Snail

An undersea cat

That's a cute snail!

by Omegawolf666 November 6, 2020

snailing

after a man ejaculates inside, the girl rubs on his body while pushing the ejaculate out, leaving a trail like a snail

the guy flipped out when she went snailing on his leg

by mojoe86 April 13, 2009