smurfed

When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.

We were hooking up in the port-a-potty and i smurfed her.

by HMK715 November 13, 2012

Smuffed

When your extremely tired from pulling an all nighter on video games.

"Man I was up all night playing video games, I'm Smuffed"

by Nick Sargente February 8, 2008

Smurfed

When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.

You just got smurfed!

by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018

Smurfed

When a girl does something to you sexual

Yesterday, my girlfriend totally smurfed me.

by KrashIsAJerk July 26, 2011

smurfed

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.

Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

smurfed

the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !

last nught id drank so much i was smurfed !

by hulmie December 28, 2007

Smurfed

When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.

John:(eating his blue pop lolli pop) says mmm this is so good!

Dave: yo' man.. your smurfed

by dangerous catch w/o the crabs March 15, 2009