Smouldering preschool

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.

"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"

by Mortariontyphus May 25, 2023

spuddering

The art of sexual pleasure by inserting potatoes in ones arse.

He had a spuddering experience.

by hardtater November 29, 2016

Scoldering

Scold smouldering hot. Like white hot but hotter, still touchable.

Australian for farkin hot kent.

That bloke is scoldering, his wife is totally punching.

by Kennedrhi December 18, 2022

Studdering

Suh-Suh-Suh-Someone who studders

Why you studdering?, "suh-suh-suhs sup mm-mm-mman!, watchu d-d-d-oing?"

by Hektor Rodriguez October 7, 2007

souldeling

The act of singing notes all up and down throughout three different octaves in five lyrical syllables or less. Technique made most popular by boy bands like All 4 One and Boyz II Men, its purpose is to convey a deep flowing current of emotion, yet sounds more like a vocal epileptic seizure revealing the singer's inability to hold a note for longer than half a second.

The end of that sappy-ass All 4 Men song "I Swear" where the singer hits no fewer than 22 notes in the three syllables "Oh, I swear" is a prime example of souldeling.

by The Evil Steve April 17, 2006

soldering

baby welding, using smaller tools that get hot to merge two pieces of metal together

My mom made this ring from me, soldering two pieces of wire together.

by Ani09 June 25, 2010

smolfering

Attempting to show an angst-ridden, sexy look, in the way that an attractive but probably vapid actor or model would, but instead failing miserably and simply looking angry or possibly constipated.

"The b-list actor tried to pull off a look that would've been described as 'smoldering' if he had a less unattractive nose, but he instead simply looked smolfering."

by mayhemic July 30, 2004