g-smucker

Someone who illicitly or illegally acquires entertainment (ie. music, movies, video games) for free.

Person 1: Dude, you got 1000 songs, 20 new movies, and 3 new videos this weekend only?
Person 2: Yeah, all for free
Person 2: Oh yeah, I forgot you were a g-smucker.

by Hakix September 25, 2011

You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.

Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.

by Brausten November 01, 2012

Smucker

When someone is a jealous person.

Originates from Smucker’s jelly, and the slang term “Jelly” meaning jealous.

John: Man, I hate how much you hang out with her.

Alex: Your such a Smucker

by Notwhitson August 17, 2023

abigail smucker

a white womans bitch

that abigail smucker sure is that white womans bitch

by beki treadway October 28, 2020

abigail smucker

a white womans bitch

that abigail smucker sure is karen’s little bitch

by beki treadway October 28, 2020

Smucker

Like a fucker, but also has jam for brains

Did you see what he did? Being a real smucker right now.

by Imcamping May 09, 2018

Smuckers Sandwhich

PB&J is Peanut butter and jelly P&BJ is Penis and Blowjob Gay oral sex called smuckers because of the peanut butter and jelly

Yo Man Heard Anthony Gave a dude a smuckers sandwhich

by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010