smorgasdog

A smorgasbord for dogs

We had our friends bring their dogs and put out a smorgasdog

by Snoop dog$$$$$ January 18, 2019

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

by weave September 7, 2003

smoova

a smoova is what you use to iron clothes with

grandma hit Jeff over the head with a smoova

by puggator June 18, 2004

Smorgasbra

When a woman in a restaurant eats the crumbs of a previous course from the top of her cleavage.

"Dude! Check out that chick at the next table dining at the Smorgasbra!"

by 24th@SJ June 18, 2009

smogarette

short for "smoke a cigarette"

"hey, you wanna smogarette?"

by littleanuyta January 23, 2010

Smorgaphobia

A fear of buffets. The term was used on Frasier (season 4, episode 15: Roz's Krantz & Gouldenstein are Dead)

Talking about Maris Crane:
Niles: It's cruise season, she never partakes. She has an absolute terror of buffets.
Frasier: Ah, yes — the legendary smorgaphobia!

by Rina Lam September 28, 2012

Snoogasm

The pleasure you get when you wake up in the morning and see you still have 2 or more hours of sleep before going to work or college.

I got a snoogasm at 5 in the morning, it was quite a relief as I had work 3 hours later.

by Worrier101 December 11, 2015