Will Smithing

When you further emascúlate yourself by “defending the honor” of a woman who cheated on you by attacking a guy for poking fun at your girl.

“Did you hear what Mike did?”

“No what happened?”

“He slapped some guy at a party for making a joke about her hair”

“Dude- didn’t she openly cheat on him for years? Text book example of Will Smithing.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 28, 2022

smitherines

For any object to be violently taken apart to a point it could never recognized or be put back together again.

It would be like filling a basket ball with nitroglycerin and setting it off, the micrscopic pieces would be considered blown to smitherines

by Webster ll September 16, 2018

shittering

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.

Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web

by Dick Fitzmary May 13, 2009

dave smithing

The act of hitting the bottom of the pussy hole with a mandingo sized penis so that the girl is screaming and in pain.

I was dave smithing the girl I was with and her legs was shaking like she was trying to do the tootsie roll!

by jlew1234 February 26, 2010

smattering

a variety, or a sampling

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.

by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003

smithing

the act of hitting one piece of metal with another, bigger piece of metal...

verb

Smithing is def the most useful skill in Skyrim.

by zia sparx October 31, 2017

cooper smithing

to find one self inside a mans asshole at the moment your mother finds 7 dead male hookers under your bed

being a total fag who is psyhic is cooper smithing

by TheBigAsian69 May 12, 2011