Smite

smite - smote - smitten

To attack or destroy by hitting, usually with a hand or a hand-held weapon.

Did he smite the kite? Has he smitten the kitten? You mean to tell me he smote the coat instead?

by Relentless July 26, 2005

Ka-Smite

To beat the fuck out of someone so hard that shit is coming out of their ears.

Rick ka-smited Bill and now hes in a wheelchair.

by Jack Anderson December 23, 2005

Zipper-Suited Sun God

US Air Force slang for a pilot.

The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.

Check out the Zipper-Suited Sun God over there, acting like he owns this bar.

by Bill gronos July 2, 2009

Sminted

when you are tricked into paying for what you think is an ecstasy pill when it is actually a Smint or another mint of the small, white and round variety.

Sam "Hey you okay, you look a bit pissed off"

Ben "That guy that sold me those E's, they weren't E's. I've been Sminted"

by king-f-toast February 27, 2011

The Smite Effect

In any moba game, when playing a character for free or on rotation you seemingly do great getting as many kills as possible. When you buy the character using your own money or the in game currency you seem to go terrible. There is no other explanation for this sudden bad play but the smite effect.

''Man Teemo was on rotation when I played him I went 40 and 0. Dude I bought him and suddenly went 1 and 11. Yeah bro the smite effect at its finest.''

by Chrispwnface January 3, 2014

suited staci

In the game of texas hold 'em, the beggining hand of a suited 6-9, particularly of hearts, is known as the Suited Staci. May be personified in a feminine form.

Damn, that's the first time I've ever seen the suited staci lose, she never screws me over.

by Cory Hanson July 23, 2008

Alex-Smithed

The act of replacing something you had that was good enough with something you believed, whether or not true, was better.

"That bitch done Alex-Smithed my black ass for some nigga with a gold grill and a fur house!!"

A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"

B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."

by Fobbies January 1, 2013