Smurking

A combination of smuggle and lurking. To smuggle information while lurking.

How did he know that? i dont know, he must have smurked it of Facebook. Dude that kid needs to stop smurking

by biglurktm December 9, 2009

smilking

the process of collecting semen

Dustin has been smilking all day for the sperm bank.

by smilker June 17, 2014

snirking

To sniff little girls bicycle seats.Used in Liverpool in the 1970s.

Joe spent his evenings snirking.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

Shirking

The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.

"You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?"

"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."

by The Pube Whisperer December 14, 2015

Smicking

the act of smoking and drinking... conveniently put into a single word for all to use...

We were smicking the other night and Eric just passed out on the concrete.

by Cheif Smicker July 30, 2009

smurking off

when you are laughing and smiling so hard it reaches the point where you are "smurking off" similar to an orgasm from jerking off

When the turtle was eating your dingleberries we were smurking off from laughing so hard.

by GeetSquad March 18, 2010

sminking

smiling and winking at the same time, while while having sex with a female(s) in the ass as she looks back at you

I was sminking on that hoe all last night

by JabaThe Hut January 19, 2008