Person 1:OMG! Josh has such a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!
by AnonymousSource August 6, 2014
Get the someone with a small dick mug.A penis that is small when compared to other guys. It resembles a little boy's penis especially if it has tiny balls to match.
A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.
A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.
I have a small penis and my girlfriend loves to play with it. She calls it her toy and loves when it is inside her.
Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"
Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"
Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"
Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"
by Small Junk May 4, 2008
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A penis that is grotesquely small - it ANNOYS the shit out of women - a woman might as well use a damn dildo or vibrator -
Lindzee Divine was in horror when her partner showed her his small dick disorder - it ANNOYED the hell out of her - so she pulled her 8" dildo out and satisfied herself! NO Q TIP DICK FOR HER!!!!!!
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Get the small dick mug.When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid
Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks
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