Smeirdon

The fat kid who sits at the back of your class with big sun glasses on to hide the fact he is obviously been hitin' the hash. He is loud, annoying, with terriable body oder and will hit you up for money and never pay you back.

A Smeirdon will think he can drive like Sterling Moss but actually has less skill then Wyonia Rider has at shop lifting.

If you meet a Smeirdon run and if he asks for your number don't give it out or he will continue to phone you just to talk about nothing at all or that he is lost in a park and high as shit, it's 2 am and could come pick him up.

Oh man that fucking smeirdon in are english class stole my bike.

Learn to drive you fucking smeirdon!!!

by Rickman69 March 1, 2005

Smirnoff Cunt

A girl who's Russian and a Major BITCH

Connor: Yo i asked Ivanna For a piece of gum

Jon: And?

Connor: She screamed at me and Bitched me out. Then she threatened to call her boyfriend Boris On me.

Ahmed: Typical Smirnoff Cunts these days...

by aMoMZZ233! December 19, 2010

smirnoff vodka high balls

Usually a drink of Smirnoff Vodka mixed with ale, water and such served in a tall cup with lots of ice.

Hey waiter, two smirnoff vodka high balls please.

by xx_stone May 3, 2006

Smirnoff Bitch

The real term for Smirnoff Ice, because we all know it is the most bitch drink in existence. My roommate used to drink Smirnoff Bitch all the time, because, you guessed it, he is a bitch.

My roommate is always drinking Smirnoff Bitch, what a fuckin finook.

by get money nigga March 14, 2008

[Smirnoff]

A very sweet and perfectly normal metro-sexual drink. Perfect on the rocks with lemon and lime, in a tall glass. Often incredibly expensive when mixed with other ingredients.

Jean Le Fete "Oh, i cannot find my eyeliner in my man purse! Darling! "

Jeffery Jacaferie "Honey, we need to wet our lips with some fresh Smirnoff, lemon and limes..like so now!"

by seanwukun October 20, 2008

Smirnoff Ice

The ultimate bitch drink.

Jon is such a bitch. Word on the street is that he plays quarters with Smirnoff Ice and bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.

by Nick D October 29, 2003

Smirnoff Smokes

Any flavored cigarettes/cigars, including cloves. In the same way that people who want to get drunk but can't drink real alcohol drink Smirnoff, people who want nicotine but can't handle real cigarettes smoke cloves/flavored cigs.

The courtyard near the art building always smells like Smirnoff smokes.

by Beta l Rho April 18, 2011