smeg

"smeg" a term used to describe smelly old semen on ones penis or under ones foreskin

ciara gave tom a bj and she said his nob was full of smeg

by glenn Ireland July 21, 2006

smeg

There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath

This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead

smeg off you smegging smeghead

by elgatonegro August 10, 2007

smeg

Its also a make of really crap fridges and cookers, they only last about 4 mins

Do a search in currys or dixons... in fact any kitchen appliance outlet

by xentrix01 April 8, 2005

SMEG

A St Margaret's Girl. Can be recognised by vibrant yellow bands on her blazer. She may carry a piece of paper which reads 'In need of a dance date', as SMEGs are very unsociable beings and do not come into contact with the opposite sex on a regular basis. Usually, their Facebook friends list consists of all female friends and, sometimes, one male - their father.

Person 1 (Pointing at a girl) - "I didn't see her at the party last night."

Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."

by owl410 October 4, 2011

SMEG

An expression for anything and nothing, to add emphasis and pizazz. (More professionally written- S.M.E.G)

"That's so semg" / "You look smeg" / "Oh my smeg!" / "Don't be so smeg" / "I feel pretty smeg" / " ...smeg"

by anonymouspersondefiningawords September 3, 2019

smeg

cock cheese

fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode

by Death Monk May 8, 2003

smeg

smelly knob cheese

damn biatch... you got bad smeg!

by smeg head November 6, 2003