by glenn Ireland July 21, 2006
There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath
This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath
This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead
by elgatonegro August 09, 2007
by xentrix01 April 08, 2005
A St Margaret's Girl. Can be recognised by vibrant yellow bands on her blazer. She may carry a piece of paper which reads 'In need of a dance date', as SMEGs are very unsociable beings and do not come into contact with the opposite sex on a regular basis. Usually, their Facebook friends list consists of all female friends and, sometimes, one male - their father.
Person 1 (Pointing at a girl) - "I didn't see her at the party last night."
Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."
Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."
by owl410 October 04, 2011
An expression for anything and nothing, to add emphasis and pizazz. (More professionally written- S.M.E.G)
"That's so semg" / "You look smeg" / "Oh my smeg!" / "Don't be so smeg" / "I feel pretty smeg" / " ...smeg"
by anonymouspersondefiningawords September 04, 2019
by Death Monk May 08, 2003