shmecksy

A variant of 'sexy', but commonly used by frequenters of online forums and such.
Used among friends on the internet, not in a sarcastic or rude way, but more as a joke.

"Oh yeah gamerb0y101, you're the super shmecksy kid of the lot."
or
"You have to be shmecksy to be a cool kid. ;x <3"

by Pandy of Pandrogyny April 5, 2005

secksy

Secksy, a variation of Sexy with a BIG difference. Sexy is what it's called when you have a sexual interest in a person. Secksy is when you realize that others may have a sexual interest in a person. I.E. A man can call another man secksy and still be straight, whereas calling him sexy indicates gayness.

Guy#1 "I look uber 1337, no?"
Guy#2 "Secksy!"
Guy#1 "Lets go pick up some womens!"
Guy#2 "Right on!"

by Steele May 20, 2004

vagina smacks

The sound your vagina makes when your walking.

Haven't you ever wondered what that was called. Like your walking and your like whats that sound my vaginas making. Well now you know its vagina smacks.

by Ericka May 30, 2006

teh secks

(The sex) To be awesome and to pwn on many different levels.

"Have you seen David play Starcraft?"
"Dude, he is so cool, that guy is teh secks!"

by David Altena September 17, 2008

smeckle

Another word for cock, dick.

You are such a smeckle

by Harry Wallington March 19, 2004

smacks o'clock

Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.

During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.

Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.

And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way

Another night has begun

Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock

Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks

Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart

by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009

Surprise Butt Secks

When you slide your juicy butterfly knife into someone's rectum in TF2.

Do you like surprise butt secks?

by jethoigga10169 October 22, 2018