seath

A guy with a very small penis

You have a seath.

by Anal_desroyer_69 January 17, 2017

De-sheath

To temporarily remove one's foreskin, such that one may engage in dick-to-dick combat with their genitals, without damaging their precious foreskin.

Friend 1: Yo bruh, you wanna sword fight?
Friend 2: Aye bruh, lemme de-sheath first

by Dr Wizard May 2, 2018

smath

Combined science and math.

Omg, I hate smath. It's so boring. Smath must die.

by gregjockca July 1, 2011

Sneath

Noun: Slow, dull witted creature, known for its distinctive call. "SNEATH".The Sneath contains no bones in it's arms. It stalks it's prey, and strikes by throwing it's boneless limbs onto its targets shoulder. When in danger, the Sneath will call upon the rest of his tribe, by flailing his arms over the targets head, while whooping "SNEATH!".

Verb: To surprise an innocent victim, by retracting your arms into their sleeves, and throwing your sleeves onto the victims shoulders, while yelling "SNEATH!"

Adjective: A way to describe a sneaky, wide eyed phony. Who keeps to him/herself, and scares off unwanted visitors.

Person 1: So nice day today?
Person 2: O yes its gorgeous.
Sneath: Sneath!!
Person 1: OMG!! It's a Sneath! Run!!
Sneath: Sneath. Sneath. Sneath.

Person 1: Wow that guy is such a Sneath.

Person 1: I'm so going to sneath you tonight!

by Josh Saleh, Josh Carrenca January 13, 2009

Smather

Accidentally applying to much jam to a piece of bread thus making a mess.

Tom"fuck sake I smathered jam all over the fucking place"

by The Gonk January 27, 2018

Sweather

Fall weather that is just chilly enough for a sweater, but not cold enough for a coat. It is the perfect sweater weather. Most people enjoy sweather because of the juxtaposed chilliness of the face and hands with the warmth of the body under the sweater, much like people enjoy a warm blanket in a cold room. Very few geographical locations experience perfect sweather for long periods of time, so sweather is usually accompanied by a lot of talk about the beginning of sweather, upsales in sweaters, and a rise in talk of fall fashion.

Fashion aware boy: It's perfect sweather outside, I can't wait to walk around and show everyone how good I look!

by twas_brillig October 1, 2012

smealth bomber

A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".

Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018