Smartphone Intervention

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.

"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."

by thesharon December 5, 2011

Smartbombistan

Also known as Iraq

"Them poor fuckers over in Smartbombistan are eatin' bugs and sellin' broken bricks for a livin'..."

by antler_a6 March 25, 2003

Smartphone Face

Sagging of the jaw/chin due to constantly looking down at a smartphone.

The girl on the bus intently texting on her iPhone seemed to have developed a smartphone face.

Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.

by GWG October 26, 2012

sharehome

A home - either a flat or a house - shared by several inhabitants (but not a family unit).

Most of my student friends prefer to live in a sharehome than alone in a flat.

by Diaman July 28, 2018

Smartfone

The act of performing the wristwatch and the brain at the same time

Horace totaly smartfoned me yesterday

by Super sacey mangos July 3, 2009

smartphone

the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.

This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?

by Bob the Knob February 7, 2005

smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.

I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.

by hiresake May 24, 2014