smad

some who is feeling sad and mad.

"Ah man john girlfriend cheated on him"
"yah I know he must be feeling smad."

by jim bil ed March 28, 2009

smad

Halfway between mad and sad.

"How have you been lately?"

"Smad. My boyfriend dumped me.

by reflexman92 January 2, 2009

smad

smad (smăd)
adjective.
1. Just the right amount.
2. Sufficient in quantity.
3. Accurate and correct in proportion.
4. Lacking excess, indulgence, or surfeit.

1. For a balanced and less bitter flavor, steep green tea just a smad, one to three minutes.
2. It takes a smad amount of milk to move the cereal in the bowl.
3. The ratio of butter to bun was smad.
4. The smad hors d’oeuvres whet my appetite.

by Bard Habit January 7, 2011

smad

Sagging Middle-Aged Divorcee. You see them out on the dance floors or at nightclubs all the time trying to re-live their glory days and find some other sap to sink their meat-hooks in to. They already got a house and kids from the divorce, but their junk still works so sex is used to get trips to Vegas and to get men to fix things around their house now that they don't have a husband in their lives to take them to Vegas and fix things around their house.

Dad, what do you do every other weekend and alternate major holidays and Mondays and Tuesdays when you don't have us? Smads chase me around while I chase after the future smads. Dad, what's a smad? Go ask your mother.

by eshommieinsd June 24, 2010

SMAD or S.M.A.D.

"Stock Market Anxiety Disorder". This is a disorder that is tied with the volatile stock market that can cause high blood pressure and other anxiety symptoms. It's directly tied to sharp moves in the stock market for people who watch the market and work in the market.

With my blood pressure spiking today after the market dropped 600 points, I clearly suffer from SMAD or S.M.A.D. or "Stock Market Anxiety Disorder".

by Jeff Lutz March 13, 2009

smad

when you're both sad and mad together at the same time.

Mate, what you so smad for??

This movie ending in Titanic has me smad

by Goblin Kyojin July 16, 2020

Crypto-Smad

Hyphenated portmanteau (sad/mad) describing the regret felt as a result of not having any of the crypto currency when it is experiencing a high, or, conversely, holding a position in the currency as it crashes.

Fuck a duck, I wish I had some bitcoin right now. The price is sky rocketing. I'm totally crypto-smad right now.

by Ed Linguist December 31, 2020