The Irby-Slurpy refers to when one withholds oral sex prior to obtaining a formal job offer in order to exchange a non-HR compliant service in a quid-pro-quo.
Last week, Alden had a job interview with a new French restaurant, and he offered an Irby-Slurpy as a transferable skill and service, which the hiring manager enjoyed after Alden began his employment.
by EmperorsCloudMist February 27, 2020
The act of spitting a very viscous and long loogie that never leaves your mouth. Just before it breaks free, you slurp it back up into your mouth. Your fancy science books cannot explain it. Glory comes to those who can wield the longest loogie.
Dude that was the longest spitty slurpy I've ever seen! Everything science teachers have taught you is a lie!
by Supedave54 May 08, 2006
by The Ax3 June 15, 2020
1) You Slowly work a solid stick of butter into someone's asshole
2) You wait a few minutes untill the person can feel it has melted (during this step it helps for the receiver to lay face down)
3) Once it has melted you give the person a rimjob and slurp out all the melted butter giving you a tasty treat
2) You wait a few minutes untill the person can feel it has melted (during this step it helps for the receiver to lay face down)
3) Once it has melted you give the person a rimjob and slurp out all the melted butter giving you a tasty treat
by Ronald A Barbour November 30, 2007
When a guy or girl sticks a straw into their partners ass, and the person with the straw in their ass shits and the guy or girl with the straw in their mouth slurps/sucks the shit that their partner has shitten.
by iliveontheeastsideofthebridgei'malsoasian May 23, 2007
A term used to define a woman who is particularly good at giving sloppy head but whose chin and neck have merged into one and thus give the impression of a turkey neck.
by Elesian November 29, 2020
1) The act of giving oral to a woman that is already wet.
2) Inserting a squid into any wet orifice. (generally the vagina)
The squid is often traded between partners several times.
2) Inserting a squid into any wet orifice. (generally the vagina)
The squid is often traded between partners several times.
by Yoyochickashizle December 22, 2013