slow moshin'

To mosh slowly at a concert or gathering.

we were SOO slow moshin' at the Death Cab concert!!

by Tree Branch February 4, 2006

Slow Movinn

When an individual is under the influence of marijuana or any other substance that results in slow motion

Jack: Hey John you slow movinn? (cops near)
John: YA Jack im mad ripped! ahah

by saraneezy November 19, 2010

Slow Motion

Noun for somebody who is mentally slow.

I'm talking to "Slow Motion" on the phone.

by BLUE FLAME January 23, 2009

Slow moving glacier

When you pull out and blow your load right at the top of her arse crack and slowly watch its work it’s way down. Like a slow moving glacier.

I went hard at her doggy before pulling out and creating a slow moving glacier

by KiwiJK November 8, 2017

Slow mover

A slow moving individual. Due to old age or injury.

My dad is a slow mover.

by Septdee June 20, 2018

Slow Moe

When you bend over and let someone slowly insert their penis into your anus.

Cory bent Darin over and gave him the Slow Moe.

by JLDub November 9, 2023

slow as molasses

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

by Wearytaco January 10, 2019