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Power Stool

A Power StoolShit is when you have to shit so bad you couldn't drive a nail up your ass with a sledgehammer, usually because you have not dropped a Steamer Poop Crap in 3 or 4 days.
Dude, speed it up a bit,I feel a Power Stool coming on that will totaly fuck up the shithouse at Wal*Mart when we get there. Cleveland Air Freshener
by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009
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Cool Stool

The best thing to say when you think something is awesome - and you instantly want to attract attention to yourself as everyone will raise an eyebrow when you say it. Another way to say 'Cool shit' or to describe a particularly glorious chair.
RJ: 'hey man I just got that girls number!'
ASH: 'oh, cool stool!!!'
RJ: '..What??'

GUY: 'check out that chair over there man!'
MAN: 'wow, now that's a cool stool!'
by Xarjun May 24, 2010
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stool stabber

A homosexual male who pounds another mans shit so fiercly that he is not a stool pusher, but even worse, a stool stabber.
Back in Costa Rica Tom was the most feared stool stabber in the prison system.
by General Jizz August 17, 2006
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sloot slayer

n.
1. A promiscuous, sexually attractive, young man who "slays sloots". He doesn't abide by the law and has no common moral. Nevertheless, he is notorious for "pulling sloots". It is not unusual for a "sloot slayer" to intoxicate his victim before "making his kill". He harbors no emotions. He gives only but one "fuck". The one "fuck" given is his hair. He performs in the night. More often than not, he is under the influence of either ecstasy, weed, alcohol or a combination of the three. His "sloot slaying" abilities surpasses the capabilities of a manwhore. Overall, in result to his ungodly acts, he is hated by most.
1. The "sloot slayer" earned his recognition after driving under the influence in a stolen vehicle, breaking into an empty condominium and having sex with a sloot.
by damonymaka September 28, 2013
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stool wax

The semen that is produced when ever one masturbates on a stool.
Friend 1: Did you hear Alex wacked off on his stool last night
Friend 2: Gross!

Friend 1: Yeah he told me he produced a lot of stool wax
Friend 2:*pukes*
Friend 1:*also pukes*
by Hayessm4 May 11, 2018
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sloof

ugh i hate that sloof, she just stepped on my jordan’s
by lydsbitch June 6, 2018
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Wiggle stool

Wiggle stools are these nifty little stools with uneven bases so that the chair wiggles around a lot. You can often find wiggle stools in lower grade classrooms or in the class of the teacher who thinks that she is « cool ». These stools are often referred to as high stools, not for their height but for the feeling of being high one often receives when sitting on such stools because they are uneven and not stable. They come in a large variety of Colors.
Person 1: dude I didn’t take drugs but I still feel high
Person 2: oh dude must be Wiggle stool
by _PBJAM May 20, 2021
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