Shasta Soda is a budget-friendly, off-brand carbonated beverage (soda, pop, Coke, whatever you call it), sold in the Western US and parts of the Southwest US.
Shasta Soda is known for being cheap, easy to find from store to store, and horribly disgusting in taste. You know how some people liken drinking Coors Light to drinking cat piss? Well, the same can be said for Shasta Soda. It looks cool, and the price sure is low, but according to many, you're better off buying Kool-Aid packets and using parasite-infested water from your local sewage system.
Shasta Soda 2-liters of varying flavors are often used by Paul Harrell as targets on the range. It's a fantastic idea, and it illustrates a lot of the points he makes.
I'd rather drink New Coke. Or a large Farva.
Shasta Soda is known for being cheap, easy to find from store to store, and horribly disgusting in taste. You know how some people liken drinking Coors Light to drinking cat piss? Well, the same can be said for Shasta Soda. It looks cool, and the price sure is low, but according to many, you're better off buying Kool-Aid packets and using parasite-infested water from your local sewage system.
Shasta Soda 2-liters of varying flavors are often used by Paul Harrell as targets on the range. It's a fantastic idea, and it illustrates a lot of the points he makes.
I'd rather drink New Coke. Or a large Farva.
"Dude, ever had Shasta Soda? It tastes like cat piss."
"We're not buying Shasta Soda. I'd rather drink my own urine."
"Hi, Paul Harrell here for Shasta Soda. At the end of a long day on the range, whether it's sunny or... Rainy, there's nothing quite as refreshing as Shasta Red... Punch. *Drinks it and spits it out* Jeez!"
"We're not buying Shasta Soda. I'd rather drink my own urine."
"Hi, Paul Harrell here for Shasta Soda. At the end of a long day on the range, whether it's sunny or... Rainy, there's nothing quite as refreshing as Shasta Red... Punch. *Drinks it and spits it out* Jeez!"
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excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:
SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.
the indiana boys' first toke
I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.
Tom's (?) first toke
SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.
he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:
LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.
come on
I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.
kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)
that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.
the indiana boys' first toke
I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.
Tom's (?) first toke
SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.
he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:
LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.
come on
I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.
kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)
that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
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