Slarted

To have spilled the salt.

“Oh no. I might of slarted the salt.”
“What?”
“The salt. I slart it.”

by TSUNAMI_UKRAINE February 27, 2022

Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015

the slart

a horrific yet endearing omnipotent force.

"the slart... i feel it..."

by dayhaspants July 27, 2022

Slart

When you release a fart while attempting to mask the sound or the animation of farting. A sly fart.

1: Dude it wreaks in here, did you slart?
2: You smelt it so you dealt it.

3: I think you might have shit yourself.

by KingSesh May 18, 2021

Slart

Slow but kinda smart

Yo your kinda slart

by Freddyboy69 February 6, 2021