sloptard

a person how is both a slop and a tard; a person who has already been considered a lazy, sloppy dumbass that shits the bed at everything he attempts; grotesque in appearance with the mind of a third grader

"Look at that dude taking a shit by that tree." "What a fucking sloptard!"

by dpmoney August 5, 2012

saptard

A mixture of sap and tard. Used to offened someone that has done something stupid or annoying.

Paddy stop being such a saptard!

by Lauren.egan08 December 1, 2016

Sloptart

A woman who has lost all ability to function normally normally due to alcohol.

You see that total sloptart at Barry's party last weekend?

by DERepoGuy May 30, 2016

Sloptart

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

by joemammy August 2, 2019

Slapturbating

When you aggressively slap your genitals to complete ejaculation.

Person: Do you slap to get off?

Person #2: What do you mean?

Person: You know Slapturbating, when you slap yourself to nut

by NjamesC April 1, 2020

Saptarshi

An ultra giga chad who radiates a special vibe wherever he goes. Extremely loyal and committed towards everything he does. Loves sports and is specially attached to being fit himself. Doesn't fall in love easily, but when he does...He'll give his absolute everything to win the person he wants. He lives for his love, he dies for his love...whatever he does, he wants her.

Priya- Bruh, you know Saptarshi's been waiting for this one person for god knows how long?
Rahul- Yea lol, my guy might not be the brightest guy around, but he's committed to her like anything
Priya- True man, wish we all had someone who could care as much for us.
Rahul- He'll win her at the end, you just see.

by Scam de Futanari Connoisseur November 21, 2021

dillnuts slaptaint

The sounds created from thunder clapping D.P.'s nuts all up on a bitches taint

"Dillon you better hurry up before the dillnuts slaptaint wakes my dad up"

by Dillsack Onchin January 14, 2009