slippery billy goat

When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,

Billy S needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Slappercut

When someone really steps out of line and a standard slap across the face just won't cut it, you "slappercut" them... an uppercut slap

Ralph farted in my new car so I pulled him out and slappercutted him!

by Slappercut master October 2, 2014

Slippery Steam Train

When you fill a spoon with lube and stick it in your orifice in order to lubricate your ass, then you continue to shovel the lube into your orifices.

Rupert: I wanted to try new things with Gertrude. What's the best way to lubricate my anus?
Mallory: The best thing is the slippery steam train, you'll be more slippery than ever before!

by peronasunlight July 15, 2016

Jabber slapper

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009

slug slapper

A woman who while stimulating her clitoris, gets over-excited causing her to "slap the slug"

Fuck me, Mary was a right old slug slapper last night. she wouldn't leave her clit alone

by Fenton Beasley September 16, 2008

Slippery Ricky

When a women uses her wetness from her vagina as lube to give a man a handjob.

Wow dude that chick was so wet last night she gave me a slippery ricky, FUCK YA!!!

by TozzyD October 14, 2012

cheek slapper

A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.

Wheew...that was a real cheek slapper! or
Wait for it...now THAT was a real cheek slapper!

by Global Feetus April 2, 2007