spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

by bhrome April 6, 2004

slanging

1. Or slangin; selling weed or cocaine or other drugs.

2. A guy having a big dick.

girlfriend: My last boyfriend was so slanging.
guy: Yeah I heard he was a dealer.
girl: Exactly......

by plasticlove January 9, 2005

Skanking

The bizarre, wild dance done to the music known as Ska. Not to be confused with a, "skank" skanking resembles running in place while flailing your arms. While popular at Ska shows, it is more acceptable at other mixed venues to simply join the mosh. Unskilled skankers are sometimes mistaken for seizure victims.

Ex: Good Skanker: Most Reel Big Fish fans. Identifiable by their large sunflower sunglasses and festive attire.
Bad Skanker: "That Guy." The one at every show that looks like he has a bad itch.

by Macadaciouse Millan April 17, 2004

shanking

The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.

You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.

by N/A December 13, 2003

spanking stick

a red sexual object, that resembles a devils triton, has a tendancy to spank peoples backsides, when they are least expecting. Is uncontrolable, will feel uncontrolable pleasure if this happens to you.

woman walks down street, drops keys, bends over, and THE SPANKING STICK strikes at full Pelt.

by CG October 28, 2003

Slacking

1. To not work for long periods of time.

i've beeen slacking all day

by Snake March 20, 2005

Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.

by Tbell November 9, 2014