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porcelain slingshot

When a poop hardens like steel pellet and receives an extra grunt on it's expel - giving immediate thrust through the toilet bowl at accelerations faster than eminems mouth, disgregaring the twist in the toilet piping.

If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.
Mike, Nev, Brian, and Greg were over for beers and cards when the blasphemous porcelain slingshot from Gregs arse corrupted the entire vicinity.
by heidro January 31, 2005
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mexican slingshot

when a male takes a used or unused tampon and shoots it off his dick in a sling shot manner
the man did a mexican slingshot toward his co-worker and was fired
by montly August 9, 2008
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Slippery Slingshot

After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.
Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.
by KJmagicSauce November 3, 2004
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Cum Slingshot

When a man, wearing a condom, finishes intercourse and then pulls the condom off of his member reservoir first, causing his seed to fly out onto his partner.
When Billy and Jane were finished having sex, Billy purposely grabbed the reservoir and ripped his condom off, so that he could give Jane a cum slingshot.
by Smartball January 18, 2006
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slangspam

N. Addition of redundant definitions to UrbanDictionary.com for popular terms that already have many other, superior definitions available. Generally performed in an effort to boost the submitter's ego or to appear witty, slangspam generally backfires due to the low quality of most duplicate entries.
Though "cowbell" was already suitably defined several times, Maxwell decided that his definition, being "a bell that you hang from a cow lol," was superior, and as such he engaged in an act of slangspam by submitting it to UD.
It was later shot down by editors.
by TerraForce October 22, 2006
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Slingshit

When you take a shit so hard it gets shot into the toilet, messing up the toilet walls and creating a big splash.

Also the act of tossing your shit into the air ultimately it lands on someone’s face or something.
You: I just shat so hard I made a slingshit.
Me: I wanted to do a slingshit on my friend’s face.
by gregben March 14, 2022
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semen slingshot

During in appropriate removal of a condom due to the elastic nature, the semen is launched with high velocity.
Last night I accidentally blinded Stacy with my semen slingshot! sex semen condom temporary blindness
by MBD Studios May 30, 2016
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