freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021

SamPod

A slang term inspired by the term “AirPods” when referring to IconX earbuds.

Samuel: “I love having apple because it works so well with my AirPods!”
Karen: “I don’t care about your AirPods and your apple iphone because I have my SamPods with my Galaxy Note 9”

by SamPodder21 July 26, 2019

Slampanion

A companion that you have an agreement with to slam whenever is convenient.

Kevin: 'Are you guys dating?'
Max: 'Nah man, we're slampanions'

by P.N. March 30, 2010

slampede

A gathering of slamps in one specific location at the same time...A combination of slamp and stampede

All of my homies didn't want to go to the party because they thought it was going to be a sausage fest......turns out it was a slampede!!!

by got2bfuzze February 26, 2011

Scamp Walker

Someone who is always trying to bend the rules and gets by doing the bare minimum.
This word was popularized by Jerry Jeff Walkers song Gettin’ by.

Gary over there is such a Scamp Walker.

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.

Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010

samp work

A saying which derives from Kalkaska Michigan which refers to simple work. Anything that is samp work is just easy.

Jared- "Hey Tim, looks like your going to be lifeguarding next Saturday."
Tim- "Samp work."

by dutchmen96 May 19, 2010