skunked

to be stoned and drunk simultaniously

after that 12 pack and fat blunt of haze I was skunked.

by Val Mode May 13, 2005

Skunked

You are fucking doggie style. You pull out, jizz on the asshole, pee on top of the jizz, then you let him/her fart and spray it all over you.

You- "Dude, I was fucking this chic last night and I jizzed on her asshole and covered it in piss!".

friend- "What'd she do bro?"
You- "She farted on me man!?!?!?"
friend- "Bro, you got skunked!!"

by Tittypuck December 21, 2010

skunked

Intentionally farting in an attempt to get someone away from you.

This annoying bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I skunked in hopes that she couldn't tolerate my ass gas and would leave me the hell alone.

by challengersrt8 May 19, 2015

skunked

Being extremely rattled

blake: "yoo, it's snowing pretty hard out there"

brad: "oh I know, if its not a snow day tomorrow im going to be right skunked! I have two assignments due and an ISP and I haven't even started!"

blake: "hahaha, better get down on your knees and start praying then"

by lil trip ya December 23, 2010

skunked

1. injecting your asshole with water
2.find a victim

3turn and spray your ass water onto them

I cant believe Justin skunked Jon at the party man did he stink.

by skunkin247365 November 2, 2020

Gut skunked

To get shanked in the abdomin while lying underneith of a billy reuban blindfolded wearing a cat outfit

Damn nigga that hoe over there is getting gut skunked, thaat whore

by karsonwolfe01 December 15, 2014

skunked

Intentionally farting in an attempt to get someone away from you.

This annoying bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I skunked in hopes that she couldn't tolerate my ass gas and would leave me the hell alone.

by challengersrt8 May 19, 2015