Skroose

A way to say "that's gross" or "screws" or "just gross" interchangeably. Can also be spelled scrus, skrus, sckrus, scroose or sckroose.

Eric: "What are you gonna do with all these skroose?"
Sara: "I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do, you!! Because that's skroose!"

-Or-

Fuzz: "Hey, did you meet that one puke at the party last night?"
Teek: "Yeah he was all over me, skroose!"

by Teekums May 3, 2017

Shroob

A Mushroom, but much cuter and adorable

I love shroobs so much, they’re absolutely adorable

by Drifts72 April 1, 2023

skrobo

Is a terrible beast machine hybrid that rips apart its foes and consumes their flesh. For this reason, it is destroyed for points in various bloody ways.

A man walks into a bar. There are no patrons, just the scattered skeletons of several unlucky barhoppers.
"Don't fuck with a skrobo," he says.

by skudge the skrobohunter January 10, 2008

Skoobist

Someone who has done something very dumb. There can only be one Skoobist at a time, If someone else then does something dumb they are now the Skoobist

John: " Woops I forgot to water my plants"
Sarah" Your such a skoobist"

by jamiejam699 November 19, 2010

Skoobs

A person, usually female, that frequently shows their boobs during skype conversations.

Alison: I love skype!
John: Yeah you probably just show your boobs on there all the time you whore.
Billy: Yeah Al you're new nickname is Skoobs.

by I<3Skoobs March 19, 2009

Skoob

Used to describe the maximum distance a particular male can ejaculate (see exmaple 1)

or

A word used in place of jizz or spunk in slightly more formal contexts where disgretion is advisable or speakers are discussing jizz in a context where distance is particularly important (see example 2)

1: I managed 2.34 metres last night but your skoob or 2.67 metres is still top

2: Whats your furthest skoob Proffesor trish?

by Philly ree August 14, 2008

Scroobs

Saggy empy wrinkly boobs - 'Scroobs'. Scrotum Boobs

Boy: ''Urgh did you see that old bint on da beach, proper saggy and naked!''

Boys Friend: ''Yea dat bitch has got some Scroobs on her boy"

by BareNiceJM April 23, 2010