skizzert

A skizzert is a very powerful way of saying stop talking. When someone is talking and you want them to stop, while they are in the middle of their sentence (after they started to say a word and not at a pause in their sentence) put your hand about 1/2 - 3/4 inches away from their face and say skizzert. When you say skizzert don't say it too fast, or you will skizzert your-self which will be very humiliating for you and you will be laughed at. You should say it at the same speed as you would any other word in a conversation so it seems slick.

person one: Hey Mikey what are we....

Person two: Skizzert!

Person one: doi (slur the rest of the words)

This is a true story!!!!

by Keith "the k man" January 5, 2009

skizzle

When one is living in the future. When one creates an idea or concept or vision which would be accepted in 2082. When one is a revolutionary genius.

When one appears as if they are living in the future. They are beyond our time.

"Yo man, I just thought of such a sick idea"
"Oh sweet! Let me hear the skizzle"

"Ayy bro, Ian Connor is such a skizzle, his style is craaazy. I haven't seen anything like it in the game"

"Damn. I can tell already 2036 is gonna be such a skizzle"

by lil wavi February 1, 2019

done skizzle

skizzle

Done, finished at a next level. It's a higher level of doneness.

That assignment is done skizzle

by TrickDaddy April 26, 2004

Sizzler

A US restaurant chain known for its steaks and seafood.

"- So yeah, we shower it up, and then wherever the town is, we go find a Sizzler or whatever-- Me, Lana, you and tv's Michael Gray, double-date-- And the flrrp-- get shitty on rib eyes and scotch."
"- Mmmkay."
Archer, season 6, ep.13

by Psychotechnic April 12, 2015

Skizzles

Mad skills; or as referring to having great talents.

That girl has mad SKIZZLES in math.
He has mad SKIZZLES in acing tests.

by Cheyley December 29, 2006

Swizzler

One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.

"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."

by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009

Tuscan Sizzler

A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.

I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.

by Shimmy to the Break of Dawn December 26, 2008